Creative – Beard Oil
Unleash your inner Bob Ross with Creative, a beard oil that transforms your facial forest into a masterpiece. Infused with up to 8 organic carrier oils like jojoba, castor, avocado, and coconut, this concoction is as smooth as your best ideas. The scent? A rich orgy of cedarwood, fir needle, lavender, and sweet orange that’s less “happy little trees” and more “lumberjack’s wet dream.”
But let's get real: you’re not doing the walk of shame through a forest. You’re here to solve the world’s problems with nothing but your hands and a few well-placed strokes of genius. Whether you’re sketching the next Mona Lisa or MacGyvering yourself out of a jam, the Creative bends the world to your will. So go ahead, rub some on, and watch as the impossible bows before you. Because when you smell this good, failure isn’t an option – it’s a punchline.
Unleash your inner Bob Ross with Creative, a beard oil that transforms your facial forest into a masterpiece. Infused with up to 8 organic carrier oils like jojoba, castor, avocado, and coconut, this concoction is as smooth as your best ideas. The scent? A rich orgy of cedarwood, fir needle, lavender, and sweet orange that’s less “happy little trees” and more “lumberjack’s wet dream.”
But let's get real: you’re not doing the walk of shame through a forest. You’re here to solve the world’s problems with nothing but your hands and a few well-placed strokes of genius. Whether you’re sketching the next Mona Lisa or MacGyvering yourself out of a jam, the Creative bends the world to your will. So go ahead, rub some on, and watch as the impossible bows before you. Because when you smell this good, failure isn’t an option – it’s a punchline.
Unleash your inner Bob Ross with Creative, a beard oil that transforms your facial forest into a masterpiece. Infused with up to 8 organic carrier oils like jojoba, castor, avocado, and coconut, this concoction is as smooth as your best ideas. The scent? A rich orgy of cedarwood, fir needle, lavender, and sweet orange that’s less “happy little trees” and more “lumberjack’s wet dream.”
But let's get real: you’re not doing the walk of shame through a forest. You’re here to solve the world’s problems with nothing but your hands and a few well-placed strokes of genius. Whether you’re sketching the next Mona Lisa or MacGyvering yourself out of a jam, the Creative bends the world to your will. So go ahead, rub some on, and watch as the impossible bows before you. Because when you smell this good, failure isn’t an option – it’s a punchline.
Beard Oil Specs & Info
The Creative Archetype embodies a problem-solving, optimistic, and ingenious spirit, driven by a purpose to craft works of lasting beauty. With a scent profile that’s a rich blend of cedarwood, fir needle, and lavender – it’s the aromatic equivalent of a lumberjack’s dream come true. Crafted locally in small batches, each product is made with all-natural and organic essential and carrier oils for an exceptional grooming experience.
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Creative: A rich orgy of cedarwood, fir needle, and lavender – A lumberjack’s wet dream.
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Depending on the length of your beard, put a nickel to a quarter-sized into your palm. Rub your hands together and rub it into your beard getting it down into the skin of your face. Brush it through with your favorite beard brush. Then, casually go on about your day enjoying the admiration of random women and lesser, unbearded men.
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Hydrates Facial Hair and skin
Hand-made locally in small batches.
Softens and tames unruly beards.
Comes in manly scents formulated to increase sex appeal by up to 60%*.
*not a proven claim
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1oz: 1.29"x 1.29" x 4.09"
2oz: 1.54" x 1.54" x 4.57"
Creative Beard Oil
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"This beard oil is so transformative, it made my stubble feel like the glorious mane of a lion. My beard now has the artistic flair of Picasso and the aromatic sophistication of a vintage French vineyard. I even got a call from a Hollywood director asking if my beard was available for a starring role. It’s that spectacular!"
— James T., Aspiring Beard Model
