
Moustache Wax
One lazy afternoon in the 1880s, Col. Angus decided to take a well-deserved nap under a sprawling oak tree on his estate. As he drifted off, dreams of perfectly sculpted facial hair danced in his head. But instead of an apple like in Newton’s tale, fate had other plans—a beehive, full of industrious bees, came crashing down onto the Colonel’s head, jolting him awake and covering him in a sticky mess of honey and wax. While most men might’ve panicked, Col. Angus saw this as a sign—a sticky, buzzing sign that his moustache was about to reach new heights.
Undeterred by the swarm, Col. Angus carefully collected the beeswax and began experimenting. After several sticky trials and more than a few bee stings, he perfected a recipe that could twist even the most stubborn of moustaches into a work of art. His newfound wax became the talk of the town, with men from miles around coming to marvel at the Colonel’s perfectly curled ‘stache. They say he even gave tips to the local gentry on how to achieve the perfect handlebar—a legacy that still curls its way into the annals of moustache history today.
Moustache Wax Specs:
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Moisturizes and conditions hair and skin. Tames frizzes, flyaways and unruly locks.
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Organic Beeswax, SheaButter, Castor Oil, Col. Angus' proprietary blend of essential oils including Sweet orange, Lavender, Patchouli, Cedarwood and more!
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1/2 Oz: 1.65" x 1.65" x .78"
On-The -Go: .51" x .78" x 2.55"