Beer’d/Beard Soap

Ah yes, the legend of Col. Angus and his beard soap masterpiece. It was a fine summer day when Col. Angus, armed with nothing more than a wild idea and a bar of soap that had long lost its dignity, ventured into the unknown. After endless hours of trial and error—boiling, bubbling, and maybe a touch of cursing—he cracked the code. The secret was right under his nose (literally). Col. Angus discovered the magical alchemy of combining coconut oil, shea butter, olive oil, and castor oil to create the perfect lather that leaves your beard feeling soft, clean, and worthy of admiration. It was perfect for a soft, clean beard and face without stripping away those natural oils. The result? A bar so natural you could practically taste the earthiness.

But, Col. Angus wasn’t satisfied with just any soap. Oh no, the man was a visionary. One day, while sipping on his home-brewed craft IPA, inspiration struck. Why not add beer to the mix? Enter Archetype Beer’d Soaps—infused with Col. Angus’ own handcrafted brew, packed with B vitamins, amino acids, and antioxidants that soothe your skin and hydrate your beard. Handmade in small batches, these soaps are a celebration of natural ingredients, turning every wash into a grooming ritual. Because if you can drink your beer, why not bathe in it too? Cheers to clean beards and bolder lives!

Beer’d/Beard Soap Specs:

    • Keeps your skin calm and clear with plant-powered ingredients

    • Deep hydration from rich oils and butters, leaving you smoother than a fresh shave

    • Rich, thick lather that gives your skin the ultimate clean without drying it out

    • Amino acids that soothe irritated skin like a post-hike beer (but for your face)

    • Loaded with vitamins and minerals to keep your skin healthy from head to toe

  • Archetype Beard Soaps are handmade with just a handful of natural ingredients: Locally brewed craft beer (or distilled water for the non-alcoholic version) Sodium hydroxide (lye), Coconut oil, Palm oil, and Olive oil. And each are infused with one of four of Col. Angus' proprietary blends from a menagerie of essential oils including Sweet orange, Lavender, Patchouli, Cedarwood and more!

  • 3.5" x 2.5" x 1"