Beard Oil

One fateful day in the 1880s, while Col. Angus was out surveying his sprawling estate, his shovel hit something unexpected – a bubbling pool of crude oil. Black Gold! Instead of cashing in on his newfound fortune like any reasonable man might, the Colonel saw potential. Not in fueling locomotives or lighting lamps, but in taming the wiry whiskers that plagued him and his contemporaries. After all, if oil could lubricate the wheels of industry, why not soften stubborn beards? It was just common sense, really. With his trademark mix of brilliance and sheer stubbornness, he began experimenting, pouring, straining, and occasionally catching fire (purely by accident) until he emerged victorious with a smooth, golden liquid that he dubbed “beard oil.”

Of course, his process was as ludicrous as it was groundbreaking.
He boiled the crude oil in his grandmother’s old copper still, filtered it through a burlap sack, and then added a secret blend of herbs and moonshine for good measure. The result? An oil so potent it could soften even the most bristly of beards and leave them gleaming enough to blind a man at ten paces. By the time word got out, Col. Angus had once again cemented his place in beard history, proving that sometimes, the best ideas are born from a little bit of madness and a whole lot of hair.

Beard Oil Specs:

    • Softens and Tames: Moisturizes beard hair, making it softer, smoother, and more manageable, no matter the length.

    • Reduces Itchiness: Hydrates the skin beneath the beard, preventing dryness and that notorious "beard itch."

    • Fights Beardruff: Acts as a natural remedy for beard dandruff by moisturizing the skin and preventing flakiness.

    • Promotes Healthy Growth: Nourishes hair follicles, encouraging stronger, healthier beard growth over time.

    • Adds Shine (Without the Grease): Gives the beard a subtle, healthy sheen without feeling greasy or heavy.

    • Pleasant Scent: Leaves a subtle, refreshing scent that makes an impression without overpowering.

    • Eases Beard Styling: Keeps stray hairs in check and helps shape the beard for a more polished look.

  • 8 powerful, organic carrier oils -Coconut, Castor, Avocado, Hemspeed, Sweet Almond, Grapeseed, Jojoba, Apricot Kernel. Infused with Col. Angus' proprietary blend of essential oils including Sweet orange, Lavender, Patchouli, Cedarwood and more!

  • 1 Oz: 4" x 1.25"
    2Oz: 1.5" x 4.65"